date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.
u sound poor how dare you talk to me
when u get a cute button up shirt and u think it’s going to fit and it does but. but then. u see it. The Thing
How not to add to posts:
- omg so done
- im scREAMING
- if you dont have room for (insert stupid shit here) on your blog then youre doing it wrong !!!!!!!!
- I CANT
- thanks satan
- i bet most of the people who are reblogging this dont even get the joke
- wow everyone on this website is so smooth
- if you dont reblog this im judging you
- i think the fact that so many people have reblogged this says something!
- literally me
- THIS IS SO ACCURATE
oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.
watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.
this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!
guess what America should do
i love this more then i really should
JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE
That is the best description I have ever heard.
are we all going to just the ignore the kraken
yes we are
The problem with Les Miserables is you can say it wrong and sound like a douche or you can say it right and sound like a douche
thats why we just say it “ley miz”
instead of “LEHY MISZER ABL UHE”